pirateloser:

littleannabear:

asilverlinings:

ehxaling:

I CAN’T BREATHE OMG

OH MY GOD

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD ITS ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD PLEASE TUMBLR OK THANKYOU BYE

missbeatlegeorge:

somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity:

dontbelieveincircumstances:

mynamekyle:

do you guys even understand?

you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables 

and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but 

on

the

real

they mean n o t h i n g

it’s just

noises

We are getting too self aware guys.

this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.

it gets even scarier when you think of singing

tastefullyoffensive:

7 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need

bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:

i’m crying

fagdral:

theanti90smovement:

Obama was born August 4, 1961??? very fishy…….August+4+1+96+1=420.

420? this is no coincidence Barack won’t be able to sweet talk his way out of this one.

I ACTUALLY OPENED MY COMPUTER CALCULATOR TO SEE IF August+4+1+96+1=420 REALLY EQUALED 420 BEFORE REALIZING THAT AUGUST IS NOT A NUMBER

bltsl4:

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

zombieboyshareshisthoughts:

death-by-lulz:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I laughed at this way more than it deserved.

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

goodbye

sevenplusfour:

allahfroo:

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

You shouldn’t be uncomfortable, because (this version) of Satanisim Is not in any way shape or form about worshiping Satan. It’s about worshiping yourself. You should really read about it. It is the only religion I have ever agreed or identified with.